A RUMSFELD THURSDAY THIRTEEN

Thirteen Thing’s I’ve Done Since Tuesday!
By Ronald Rumsfeld Reagan Reidhead

1.    Chased cats, barked at cats, chased cats constantly, harassed cats, napped, chased cats again!

2.    Emptied roll of potty paper then shredded it, played with empty roll

3.    Finished eating toy basket – a 2 year project, then scattered toys all over the floor

4.    Pulled stuffing out of a new toy – then threw the stuffing everywhere

5.    Offered to pull the stuffing out of Doc Holiday, who did not think well of my suggestion

6.    Doc Holiday offered to pull the stuffing out of me, and she was serious! I got scared!  Doc Holiday scares me.  She's bigger 'en I am!

7.    Jumped up on dining room table, pretended to nap until Mommy noticed me, then had to get    down when she did.

8.    Got beat up by Doc Holiday.  Got beat up by Bat Masterson. 

9.    I jumped on Little Joe and offered to beat her up.  She declined.

10.    Ate lots of dried cat turds from the litter box.  (Poodle sigh)  Boy do they taste good!

11.    Put dried cat turds in Mommys bed.  She flushed ‘em.  There goes my late night snack!

12.    2:30AM woke up Mommy when I remembered where I’d buried my denta-bone.  It is behind her bookshelves, so I climbed into the bottom shelf and pulled out all her magazines, shredded a few, then found my bone!  I woke her up again when I wanted to bury it under the covers with her.

13.    Yipee! Uncle Raymond is here today.  We talked, and I chased the cats, and barked and barked and barked to show off for him.  Don’t tell anyone, but Uncle Raymond is one of my favorite humans!