Thursday Thirteen

 

My sister is doing the Twelve Step thing for being a co-dependent.  I’m offering a list of 13 Things She Needs to Apologize to Me for….

 

  1. 1,  Putting the 2 foot frozen fish in my bed
  2. The time she and Suzie Christenson tied me to my bedpost
  3. All those times she beat me at Liverpool Rummy
  4. Her crush on Tony B. the same time I had one on him
  5. Never cleaning her post tooth brushing spit out of the bathroom sink when we were growing up
  6. Getting mad when Kay and I nearly humiliated she and Patti (Kay & Patti are sisters) during their high school graduation
  7. Sicing Felix on me – constantly.  (Felix was an green attack parakeet, who would chase me down the hallway of the parents house.  I have a bird phobia)
  8. All those horrendous dance recitals I was forced to attend
  9. Not liking opera
  10. Stealing the Robert Goulet albums after she was married and hiding them from me
  11. Refusing to allow me to reclaim MY old Robert Goulet albums even if I don’t have an LP
  12. Keeping her old Beatles Love-songs album
  13. For not being gracious when I gave her three young children (1, 3, 5) an aquarium for a gift when I stayed with them while she was in Scotland, same thing hoods true for the ant farm and the finger paints