I am in a little town in Oklahoma tonight.  Unfortunately their internet service is down so I am using the data card.  The room where I am staying is miserable.  The beds are too high and I can’t get comfortable enough to work.  Then – a little while ago I broke off the side of a molar.  I am miserable.  Fortunately, so far it doesn’t hurt, but the damage is emotional.  I panic over dental work, can’t handle it emotionally. There’s nothing worse than the dentist. I swear I swallowed part of the tooth.

Hot Damn!  O’Reilly called the Freepers on the carpet!  I am impressed with his fairness.

No cat news.  No doggie news.

My tooth is starting to hurt.

You’re not getting much this evening.  I just don’t have the connection to do much of anything.  The DSL is allegedly back up but it is a snail’s pace.  Their wireless network isn’t working.  My data card is slower than AOL dialup.  This is the most miserable motel room I’ve had in years.  You must crawl up under the desk to connect the serial port.  It’s miserable, horrible.  I can’t even think about deleting the day’s 500 or so pornographic trackbacks, no send the press releases for the Wyatt Earp Birthplace Museum that I should be sending this evening.  Their DSL is downloading at 133Kbps and uploading at 77k.  This is just barely above dialup.  How dare they advertise High Speed Internet. I ask at the front desk, “No one else has complained!”

MY RANT OF THE DAY

Today while driving, I was listening to FOX on XM. I don’t remember just what was going on, but once again we were being treated so the endless ravings of some Dem twit decrying the evil things George W. Bush has done to the world.  It dawned on me that maybe we needed to make a list of things that would be better for some people if GWB had never been born.

Algore would not have had the Presidency stolen from him.

The US would still be respected world wide – by terrorists and liberals.

Children would have insurance and would not be dying in the streets.

Bin Laden would not be forced to hide.

We would not have been attacked on 9/11.

Saddam would still be alive.

Hugo Chavez would not need to be so paranoid.

We would have no global warming.

There would be no war on terror.

Katrina would have avoided New Orleans and hit somewhere in Texas.

Fidel Castro would still be in power.

The American People would not be forced to deal with a SCOTUS that is viewed as only 30% liberal.

Jimmy Carter would be Mid-East goodwill ambassador.

Terrorists would not even exist.

The thousands upon thousands of people who died during Katrina would still be alive.

New Orleans would not have flooded.

Islam would be respected.

Sharia laws would be imposed for anyone insulting Islam.

FEMA would be operating – perfect.

We would have no illegal immigration.

All illegals would be s hipped home in box-cars.

There would be no Camp Gitmo.

We would have a impenetrable wall on the Mexican border.

Dick Cheney would be in retirement.

No Border Patrol agents would be in jail.

There would be no endangered animals.

Pollution would come to an end.

Gas prices would be at pre-space age prices.

Algore would distribute the internet to all.

The rich would be paying their fair share in taxes.

Rich kids would be paying 75% inheritance taxes.

We would be driving smaller cars.

Fuel would be rationed.

Toilet paper would be rationed.

There would be global peace when no one opposes the spread of Islam.

There would be no oppression.

The air we breath would be pure.

We would be living in Utopia!

Nasty Christians would not annoy people.

Laura Welsh would be free to marry someone else.

We wouldn’t be forced to listen to GWB’s mangling of the English Language.

John Kerry would be POTUS.