The Pink Flamingo's 59th Edition Thursday Thirteen
13 Guests Invited to My Disastrous Dinner Party

&
Why It Was Such a Disaster
The Patriot Dinner Party Gone Bad

(NOTE:  This is an attempt at humor and satire.  If I have offended anyone, then I've done my job.  I have simply taken historic personages, had a little fun, used personality traits, and thumbed my nose at everyone!)


1.  George Washington presented a problem.  Thrilled with the advances in dentistry, he blew off my dinner invitation and spent the day with a good dentist, trading those pesky hippopotamus ivories for implants. Thrilled, ...   more »